The Municipality of Loay is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic, devout population of 3.683 billion Loayians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 58.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Loayian economy, worth 63.2 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is 17,162 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Loay's national animal is the tarsier, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Loay is ranked 269,737^th in the world and 2^nd in Bohol for Most Influential, scoring 28 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.