The Ultimate Republic of Llashramllor is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Herman Cain II with a fair hand, and notable for its absence of drug laws, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.969 billion Llashramllorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Planestrica. The average income tax rate is 89.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Llashramllorian economy, worth 852 trillion Bodhisats a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 106,919 Bodhisats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Herman Cain II is a silly poophead, the question of 'what is Herman Cain II's favorite color?' has been given a priority rating of burnt-orange, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Llashramllor's national animal is the Poison dart Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Llashramllor is ranked 22,301^st in the world and 3^rd in The White Stag Republic for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 8,239.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.