Population | 4.827 billion |
Capital | Swatchit |
Leader | Robert B Ware |
Faith | Pastafarianism |
Currency | heads |
Animal | guillotine |
The Free Land of Zuelong is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Robert B Ware with a fair hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.827 billion Incapacitated Tribesmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swatchit. The average income tax rate is 91.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Inpacacitated economy, worth 696 trillion heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,355 heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, sleeping on the job is recommended, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Incapacitated Tribesmen, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuelong's national animal is the guillotine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.
Zuelong is ranked 7,181st in the world and 34th in Conch Kingdom for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,922.34 pounds of wildlife per square mile.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Zuelong was endorsed by The United Islands of Polacianth.
- : Zuelong was endorsed by The Holy Empire of FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh.
- : Zuelong was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Krute Empire.
- : Zuelong was endorsed by The Federation of Natsuki State.
- : Zuelong was endorsed by The Empire of Nibelia.
- : Zuelong was endorsed by The Floofy Socialist Monarchy of Floofybit.
- : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Most Beautiful Environments, Most Inclusive, Most Scientifically Advanced, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Zuelong was endorsed by The Federation of Inseria.
- : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 17 » Socialist Platypus, Charville, Liberto-Ancapistan, Red Finlandian Guard, Loveable Dogs, Soviet Utopia Reunion Party, Paul Pasch, Ruotsaland, Novo Reslas, Delnish, Inseria, Floofybit, Nibelia, Natsuki State, Krute Empire, FOP Furry Occupied Pittsburgh, and Polacianth.