Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,066thMost Influential: 2,218thMost Pacifist: 2,632nd
The Free Land of
Left-wing Utopia
You can never be too sure
Robert B Ware
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Zuelong

Population4.645 billion

CapitalSwatchit
LeaderRobert B Ware
FaithPastafarianism

Currencyheads
Animalguillotine

The Free Land of Zuelong is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Robert B Ware with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.645 billion Incapacitated Tribesmen are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Swatchit. The average income tax rate is 91.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inpacacitated economy, worth 675 trillion heads a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,409 heads, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The possibility of gain causes universal pain, Max Barry is this year's Miss Zuelong, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zuelong's national animal is the guillotine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Zuelong is ranked 159,308th in the world and 182nd in Conch Kingdom for Most Stationary, with 129.06323684392 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,066thMost Influential: 2,218thMost Pacifist: 2,632ndTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 3,476thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,758thSafest: 3,775thNicest Citizens: 3,879thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,986thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,176thBest Weather: 4,541stMost Inclusive: 5,307thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,089thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,278thHighest Food Quality: 6,681stHealthiest Citizens: 6,999thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,416thLowest Crime Rates: 7,829thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,922ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,416thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,098thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,341stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,483rdMost Developed: 9,845thLargest Governments: 10,557thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,397thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,450thSmartest Citizens: 11,679thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,883rdMost Cultured: 12,155thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,091stLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,563rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 20,746thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,711thMost Income Equality: 22,856thHighest Average Incomes: 24,009th
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Most Pacifist: 12th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
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Safest: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 30th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 35th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, replacement organs are grown in vats.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, strip mining of rare earth metals is up while back problems are down.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, Max Barry is this year's Miss Zuelong.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, the possibility of gain causes universal pain.
  • : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Zuelong was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, this summer's chart-toppers sound almost the same as last year's.
  • : Following new legislation in Zuelong, the leading national news source is 'my cousin Billy-Bob on MyFace'.

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