The Queendom of Lezzie 69 is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, devotion to social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, devout population of 1.264 billion Lesbians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 44.3%.

The very strong Lesbian economy, worth 84.4 trillion hollow gems a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,734 hollow gems, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Recent protests against birds flying too low have resulted in bloodshed, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lezzie 69's national animal is the raven, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Lezzie 69 is ranked 122,459^th in the world and 45^th in Lezzie for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 2,539.02 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.