Population | 3.347 billion |
Capital | Lesbos |
Leader | Lezzie 25 |
Faith | Worship of Poppy |
Currency | hollow gem |
Animal | raven |
The Extra Copy of Lezzie 25 is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Lezzie 25 with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 3.347 billion Lesbians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lesbos. The average income tax rate is 51.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong Lesbian economy, worth 323 trillion hollow gems a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 96,659 hollow gems, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Acrimonious legal battles result during divorce proceedings, feuilletons can only be deciphered with a Galliennais dictionary, voting for pro-Bigtopian candidates is voluntary, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lezzie 25's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Worship of Poppy.
Lezzie 25 is ranked 104,471st in the world and 47th in Lezzie for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,972.5 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lezzie 25 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes, Most Inclusive, Highest Food Quality, and Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Lezzie 25's influence in Lezzie rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Lezzie 25's influence in Lezzie rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Lezzie 25's influence in Lezzie rose from "Zero" to "Minnow".
- : Lezzie 25 relocated from Lazarus to Lezzie.
- : Lezzie 25 was refounded in Lazarus.
- : Lezzie 25 ceased to exist in Lezzie.
- : Lezzie 25 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Lezzie 25 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nicest Citizens and Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Lezzie 25, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.