The United Kingdom of Leontino is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by King Charles III Scanlan with an even hand, and remarkable for its vat-grown people, digital currency, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 22.87 billion Leontinêses have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hawthorne. The average income tax rate is 38.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Leontinese economy, worth a remarkable 7,245 trillion Leontinese Silvers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 316,795 Leontinese Silvers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parking's carefree without parking car fees, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, Leontinêses believe manners maketh the leader, and the cruise missile launchers on the field hospital roof are purely deterrent in purpose. Crime is totally unknown. Leontino's national animal is the Leontinese Black Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Leontino is ranked 9,092^nd in the world and 2^nd in Novo Brasil for Fattest Citizens, with 18.31 Obesity Rate.