The Kingdom of Lemontea is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Sophia Langley with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.323 billion Lemonteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemontean economy, worth a remarkable 1,979 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 270,323 Lemons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saying "don't do anything that Sophia Langley wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, rumour has it Sophia Langley needs a calculator to multiply ten by ten, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, and what goes down must come up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lemontea's national animal is the Lemon Shark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemontea is ranked 6,151^st in the world and 256^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.8 law-abiding acts per hour.