The Kingdom of Lemontea is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Sophia Langley with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.178 billion Lemonteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lemonade. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Lemontean economy, worth a remarkable 1,879 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 261,871 Lemons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government single-handedly sustains the bunk bed market, the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award, video game protagonists bear striking resemblances to major political figures, and eminent domain has been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Lemontea's national animal is the Quail, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Lemontea is ranked 9,890^th in the world and 586^th in Lazarus for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 5,568.92 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.