The Socialist People's Republic of Lecome is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, smutty television, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.809 billion Lecomese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Topio. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The powerhouse Lecomese economy, worth 564 trillion Lecome People's Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 117,380 Lecome People's Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is hounded to provide tissues whenever the feelings of the Dàguó people are hurt, lobotomies haven't been the same after the practice was severed, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets, and the most notorious criminals are given the Consequences of Your Actions Award. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lecome's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Lecome is ranked 42,478^th in the world and 3^rd in Communist Allied Defense Organization for Most Developed, scoring 79.28 on the Human Development Index.