The Jingoistic States of Lea Tastan is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and compulsory vegetarianism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.58 billion Lea Tastanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Industry, although Law & Order, Defense, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Lea Tastanian economy, worth 242 trillion ores a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is an impressive 153,238 ores, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,050,373 per year while the poor average 8,030, a ratio of 130 to 1.

University graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts, there's a bright dawn ahead for Lea Tastan, citizens hear a diversity of opinions from a range of billionaire-owned corporations, and economics is a shrinking field. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Lea Tastan's national animal is the shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Lea Tastan is ranked 32,876^th in the world and 25^th in Bozarkia for Highest Drug Use, scoring 339.66 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.