The Social Democratic Republic of Lbaniya is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kaja Cápová with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.931 billion L'banians, 4.691 billion of whom are zombies, enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodvinsk. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient E'banian economy, worth 815 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 137,160 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kaja Cápová's reputation is hard as nails, graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation', the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress, and the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lbaniya's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Lbaniya is ranked 31,171^st in the world and 19^th in Wintercrest for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 962.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.