The Social Democratic Republic of Lbaniya is a mammoth, genial nation, ruled by Kaja Cápová with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.322 billion L'banians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Severodvinsk. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient E'banian economy, worth 698 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 131,159 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kaja Cápová's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and Kaja Cápová is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lbaniya's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Lbaniya is ranked 27,207^th in the world and 14^th in Wintercrest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 87.25 law-abiding acts per hour.