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The Windmilluminati

Population13.582 billion

CapitalHackney
LeaderQueen Juliana
FaithAgnosticism

Currencyplum
Animalgiraffe

The Empire of The Windmilluminati is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Queen Juliana with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.582 billion Windmilluminati are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hackney. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Windmilluminati economy, worth a remarkable 3,880 trillion plums a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 285,685 plums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Windmilluminati Space Agency, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Windmilluminati's national animal is the giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

The Windmilluminati is ranked 360th in the world and 17th in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,297.83 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Best Weather: 51stLeast Corrupt Governments: 56thHealthiest Citizens: 79thMost Developed: 100thLargest Information Technology Sector: 105thLongest Average Lifespans: 109thMost Beautiful Environments: 118thSafest: 132ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 176thMost Secular: 185thNicest Citizens: 226thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 241stMost Inclusive: 256thMost Scientifically Advanced: 360thSmartest Citizens: 426thHighest Food Quality: 427thMost Pacifist: 485thLargest Welfare Programs: 592ndRudest Citizens: 725thMost Influential: 745thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 755thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 792ndMost Advanced Public Education: 838thHighest Average Tax Rates: 891stLargest Governments: 917thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,015thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,038thLowest Crime Rates: 1,069thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,148thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,184thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,201stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,545thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,465thHighest Economic Output: 5,032ndMost Efficient Economies: 5,912thMost Stationary: 12,807thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,172ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,179thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 24,099thMost Income Equality: 24,390th
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionMost Secular: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 19th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 20th in the regionMost Pacifist: 23rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 33rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 35th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 36th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 40th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 42nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 43rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 49th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 50th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionMost Influential: 134th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 153rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 158th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 241st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 315th in the regionMost Stationary: 327th in the regionMost Politically Free: 490th in the regionLargest Populations: 503rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 509th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 541st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 626th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, 'To Regulate And Beyond' is the unofficial motto of the Windmilluminati Space Agency.
  • : The Windmilluminati voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reef Preservation and Restoration".
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, the nation's forests are full of treasure hunters in military-grade survival gear.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, Little League matches are often attended by riot police with water cannon... just in case.
  • : Following new legislation in The Windmilluminati, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : The Windmilluminati endorsed The Republic of Infinite Crafts.
  • : The Windmilluminati was endorsed by The Republic of Infinite Crafts.

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World Assembly

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