The Holy Imperial Realms of Last Velneria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by the Holy Emperor with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 12.063 billion Velnerians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ord Eldersum. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Velnerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,521 trillion velnes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 209,054 velnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

AI citizens are criticized for being robotic, war is made in the name of love, artists are pillars of society, and beggars lack pockets for spare change. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Last Velneria's national animal is the Red Phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the Holy Primordial Church.

Last Velneria is ranked 27,201^st in the world and 6^th in Warzone Asia for Most Corrupt Governments, with 78.87 kickbacks per hour.