The Holy Empire of Arcifia is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Olympe with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, anti-smoking policies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12.609 billion Arcifians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympia DO. The average income tax rate is 56.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Arcifian economy, worth a remarkable 1,338 trillion unidolls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 106,151 unidolls, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, rumours have it that a secret police is responsible for the recent spate of missing persons, mechanics are often exhausted by their work, and naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arcifia's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Olympisme.

Arcifia is ranked 295,064^th in the world and 28^th in Warzone Asia for Nicest Citizens, with 0.57 average smiles per day.