The Kingdom of of Larren is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.246 billion Larrenians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fujikawa. The average income tax rate is 73.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Larrenian economy, worth 269 trillion Laens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,794 Laens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks, and the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Larren's national animal is the Okapi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Larren is ranked 13,398th in the world and 667th in Lazarus for Smartest Citizens, with 83.13 quips per hour.
National Happenings
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Larren was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Accessible.
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Larren, the Ministry of Health has reported a sharp increase in the incidence of delayed menopause.
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Larren, the government has spent days debating the merits of a petition calling for a ban on sporks.
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Larren, the government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores.
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Larren was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
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Larren, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
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Larren, parents who reward their teens' chores with concert tickets are charged with illegal reselling.
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Larren, parents are shocked to find out that having kids costs money.
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Larren, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy.
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Larren was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Left-Leaning College State".




































