The Confederacy of Langren is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Yunei Zhukov with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 3.907 billion Langrens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moyu. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Langren economy, worth 384 trillion Jins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,390 Jins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Jins of property damage, and skiers are iced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langren's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Langren is ranked 163,117^th in the world and 122^nd in Far East Oriental Federation for Rudest Citizens, with 48.99 insults per minute.