The Confederacy of Langren is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Yunei Zhukov with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, prohibition of alcohol, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.325 billion Langrens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Moyu. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Langren economy, worth 323 trillion Jins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,303 Jins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elderly tribespeople die in bed surrounded by loved ones and linguists, opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony, faceless corporations are expected to assume parental responsibility over millions of teenagers, and healthcare workers are flummoxed over the spike in foreign tourists with sudden-onset heart disease. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Langren's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Langren is ranked 55,492^nd in the world and 39^th in Far East Oriental Federation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.43 law-abiding acts per hour.