The Awesome Funian Puppet of Landoffunpuppet3 is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Puppet Guy with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.018 billion Landoffunpuppet3ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Land Town Thing. The average income tax rate is 75.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet3ian economy, worth 514 trillion Puppet Cents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,937 Puppet Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities, many friends and relatives of Supreme Puppet Guy have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, the first sword of Landoffunpuppet3 does not run, and passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet3's national animal is the Puppet Animals, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Landoffunpuppet3 is ranked 284,746^th in the world and 590^th in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.21 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.