Population | 3.806 billion |
Capital | Puppet Land Town Thing |
Leader | Supreme Puppet Guy |
Currency | Puppet Cents |
Animal | Puppet Animals |
The Awesome Funian Puppet of Landoffunpuppet3 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Puppet Guy with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 3.806 billion Landoffunpuppet3ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Puppet Land Town Thing. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Landoffunpuppet3ian economy, worth 479 trillion Puppet Cents a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,000 Puppet Cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, supervisors in Landoffunpuppet3 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, and the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Landoffunpuppet3's national animal is the Puppet Animals, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Landoffunpuppet3 is ranked 76,669th in the world and 24th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 626.80545301092 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Landoffunpuppet3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet3, the decision to be oppressed is now made democratically.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet3, supervisors in Landoffunpuppet3 commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet3, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet3, goldfish bowls are three metres in diameter.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet3, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour'.
- : Landoffunpuppet3 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Authoritarian and the Top 10% for Highest Average Tax Rates, Largest Manufacturing Sector, and Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet3, citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet3, card players are calling the government's bluff on anti-gambling legislation.
- : Following new legislation in Landoffunpuppet3, schoolkids say that the air doesn't taste like wee-wee any more.