The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a behemoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 51.907 billion Lamonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Law & Order, Defense, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 77.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 15,409 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 296,862 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Frequent fliers are obliged to submit to invasive security procedures by government security, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, a rusted hulk in Nephi harbour has been voted the worst eyesore in Greater Dienstad, and home renovation projects take decades to complete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 44,075^th in the world and 10^th in Greater Dienstad for Nudest, with 210.25 cheeks per square mile.