The Corgi-Hawk Hybrid of Lamoni is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrew Stinson with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 42.818 billion Lamonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Education, with Defense and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nephi. The average income tax rate is 68.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lamonian economy, worth an astonishing 12,384 trillion Rushanas a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 289,231 Rushanas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vast amounts of energy are expended moving water to hilltop lakes, up to 40% of voters can finally read the issues they're deciding on, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Nephi make great practice for foreign snipers, and signatures have been replaced with illegible scribbles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lamoni's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Atheism.

Lamoni is ranked 267,497^th in the world and 71^st in Greater Dienstad for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -27.32 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.