The Federal Socialist Republic of Osea 767 is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Premier Eric Ruhle with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 25.554 billion Oseans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serovskaya. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Osean economy, worth a remarkable 5,722 trillion Roubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 223,937 Roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, national parks have long lines of different gender-specific 'Porta-Pottys', there has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, and prison visits increase substantially during election years. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Osea 767's national animal is the Yaroslavian Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Osea 767 is ranked 5,006^th in the world and 5^th in Greater Dienstad for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 1,996.79 Tourists Per Hour.