The Republic of Laiss is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its absence of drug laws, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 5.707 billion Laissians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Social Policy. The average income tax rate is 28.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Laissian economy, worth 270 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,440 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Newspapers and TV broadcasters are given a list of 'acceptable words', citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Laiss's national animal is the bison, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Laiss is ranked 97,110^th in the world and 22^nd in Lassa for Nicest Citizens, with 14.16 average smiles per day.