The Democratic States of La Mismidad is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 4.578 billion La Mismidadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Polaquitos. The average income tax rate is 81.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient La Mismidadian economy, worth 639 trillion politikons a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,596 politikons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Businessmen behave differently if their supervisor is watching, the inchworm that measured the marigolds is six feet under, high school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. La Mismidad's national animal is the Búho, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Católico.

La Mismidad is ranked 68,808^th in the world and 764^th in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,247.6 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.