The District of L M W is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Liard with an even hand, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 48.219 billion Waymen have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of District City. The average income tax rate is 52.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The L M Wian economy, worth a remarkable 2,500 trillion aurums a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,865 aurums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Statue-sitting has replaced the stake-out as the dullest form of police duty, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), there's no such thing as bad publicity, and the only issue that Liard has is that there aren't enough issues (L M W has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. L M W's national animal is the bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

L M W is ranked 133,829^th in the world and 1^st in Lost My Way for Fattest Citizens, with 10 Obesity Rate.