The Federal State of Kyrkize is a mammoth, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 5.975 billion Kyrkizeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Medvedin. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrkizean economy, worth 857 trillion Ens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,503 Ens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The latest Orange tablet's new peeling surface keeps the device always fresh, the government subsidizes those who produce the worst results, everything stops come summertime, and bins outnumber trees in city parks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrkize's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyrkize is ranked 1,370^th in the world and 68^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 151.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.