The Fmr Grand Vizier of KypsCrew is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kyp with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, compulsory vegetarianism, and vat-grown people. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 37.994 billion KypsCrewians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Parrot Bay. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient KypsCrewian economy, worth a remarkable 4,993 trillion doubloons a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Cheese Exports industry. Average income is an impressive 131,422 doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is plagued with uncertainty, government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KypsCrew's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Piracy.

KypsCrew is ranked 32,789^th in the world and 1,475^th in Osiris for Highest Poor Incomes, with 72,431.32 Standard Monetary Units.