The Protectorate of Kyatsu is a very large, genial nation, notable for its smutty television and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 347 million Kyatsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 42.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kyatsuan economy, worth 19.8 trillion Yen a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,159 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts, trade policy consists of ganging up on the new guy, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, and many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyatsu's national animal is the Dove.

Kyatsu is ranked 108,665^th in the world and 39^th in womp for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.23 percentage of bribes refused.