The State of Kyac is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by the Governor with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 44.302 billion Kyacians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 79.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Kyacian economy, worth 567 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Retail industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 12,818 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low, Kyac has designated Capital Heights as its capital city, The Governor has just been declared ruler of Kyac in an international press conference, and the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyac's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyac is ranked 123,870^th in the world and 1^st in Kyac for Most Corrupt Governments, with 7.94 kickbacks per hour.