The Socialist Republic of Krusavich is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Mighiale Gearsen with an even hand, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.475 billion Krusavas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social and economic equality; they tend to view other countries as corrupted by the hollow pageantry of sham elections.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mensean. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Krusavain economy, worth a remarkable 9,946 trillion malchens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is a breathtaking 538,382 malchens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, hundreds of subterranean tunnels are being built as part of "Project Morlock", Krusavich's citizens often wander into each other's homes, and the children of Krusavich are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krusavich's national animal is the ratel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Krusavich is ranked 209^th in the world and 4^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 204.95 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.