The Holy Nation of Krupdaddy is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cephas with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, devout population of 8.98 billion Krupdaddyians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, moralistic government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sant'Antonio. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Krupdaddyian economy, worth 830 trillion Rocks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Pizza Delivery industry. Average income is 92,465 Rocks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, paranoid museum guards keep a lookout for any animated displays attempting to escape the premises after dark, and voting is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krupdaddy's national animal is the Obsidian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Krupdaddy is ranked 5,050^th in the world and 9^th in Catholic for Nicest Citizens, with 45.83 average smiles per day.