The Principality of Krodostganis is a large, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 107 million Krodostagians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The powerhouse Krodostganisian economy, worth 9.71 trillion New Peacelandian Radams a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 90,756 New Peacelandian Radams, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 276,401 per year while the poor average 23,128, a ratio of 12.0 to 1.

Bigly crowds of election officials can be spotted at music festivals, the year's most anticipated show is "Great Deals on Delicious Meals", the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krodostganis's national animal is the homnbvcxzqwertyuiop, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krodostganis is ranked 126,160^th in the world and 7^th in New Peaceland for Smartest Citizens, with 32.91 quips per hour.