The Colony of Krasnoshchyokov is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.515 billion Krasnoshchyokovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Krasnoshchyokovian economy, worth 115 trillion aurums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Uranium Mining. Average income is 32,839 aurums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Harry Potter books are banned, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Krasnoshchyokov's national animal is the hairy bovina, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Krasnoshchyokov is ranked 281,295^th in the world and 1^st in Eastern Republic for Most Developed, scoring 49.38 on the Human Development Index.