The Kingdom of Koyun is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Merinos with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.444 billion Koyunians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koyun city. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Koyunian economy, worth 300 trillion Koyun dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 122,979 Koyun dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Not all rivers run to the sea, the Koyunian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koyun's national animal is the Sheep, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Koyunist.

Koyun is ranked 161,876^th in the world and 1^st in Turk for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 734.9 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.