The Inseparable Commonwealth of Kovistanka is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rodimov Kushnir with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 3.689 billion Kovistankans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalastrofal. The average income tax rate is 92.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kovish economy, worth 528 trillion Kovramarks a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,289 Kovramarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stocks go up when the internet says so, feeling like a winner comes at a price, you can touch grass without leaving your computer, and public buses smell like litter boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kovistanka's national animal is the Ostrich, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kovistanka is ranked 29,045^th in the world and 1,056^th in Lazarus for Highest Average Incomes, with 143,289.8 Standard Monetary Units.