The Republic of Kosan EUAS Representative is a mammoth, efficient nation, remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and public floggings. The hard-working population of 9.407 billion Kosan EUAS Representativeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 33.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kosan EUAS Representativean economy, worth 742 trillion Hasvas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 78,900 Hasvas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and citizens must have a license to operate a computer. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kosan EUAS Representative's national animal is the Peacock, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kosan EUAS Representative is ranked 243,951^st in the world and 961^st in Dimmersun for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 187.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.