The Occasional Login of Fauxia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Face of Bob with a fair hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 15.825 billion Fauxians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Lonely City. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 3,757 trillion decadent tokens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 237,410 decadent tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and children's TV shows are having a gay old time. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the ghost, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is a crippled religion.

Fauxia is ranked 38,896^th in the world and 956^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 32.9 flags saluted per person per day.