Most Valuable International Artwork: 121stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,092ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,127th
The Grumpy Nonagenarian of
Left-Leaning College State
Socialism is when the government does stuff
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Fauxia

Population12.281 billion

Capitalthe Suburbs
Leaderthe Agent of Chaos
FaithZyonnism

Currencyasteroid
Animalalien

The Grumpy Nonagenarian of Fauxia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Agent of Chaos with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.281 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Suburbs. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,790 trillion asteroids a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 227,202 asteroids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls, and there's more vermin than ever on the metro. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 258,955th in the world and 6,658th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring -18.6 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 121stLargest Welfare Programs: 2,092ndMost Efficient Economies: 2,127thMost Developed: 2,345thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,512thBest Weather: 2,527thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,530thLargest Governments: 2,625thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,701stHealthiest Citizens: 2,758thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,802ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,939thMost Devout: 2,977thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,983rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,990thSmartest Citizens: 3,083rdLowest Crime Rates: 3,185thNicest Citizens: 3,429thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,546thHighest Food Quality: 3,552ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,681stMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,685thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,027thMost Cultured: 4,364thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,553rdRudest Citizens: 4,926thMost Inclusive: 5,139thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,212thHighest Average Incomes: 5,274thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,366thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,013thHighest Economic Output: 6,419thLargest Retail Industry: 6,568thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,092ndMost Corrupt Governments: 8,231stMost Rebellious Youth: 8,593rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,374thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,822ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,474thTop
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Most Influential: 13,154thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,132ndMost Pacifist: 17,399thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,147th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 67th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 73rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 74th in the regionMost Developed: 78th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 79th in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 81st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 82nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 89th in the regionLargest Governments: 90th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionNicest Citizens: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 93rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 93rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 94th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 95th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 97th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 108th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 122nd in the regionMost Cultured: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 133rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 137th in the regionMost Inclusive: 137th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 155th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 166th in the regionRudest Citizens: 167th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 169th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 174th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 175th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 185th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 230th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 231st in the regionMost Influential: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 268th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 304th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 400th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 423rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 424th in the regionLargest Populations: 554th in the regionNudest: 630th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, there's more vermin than ever on the metro.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, bread-gangs raid restaurant waste bins to stockpile uneaten rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, diplomatic fallout tends to be much more dangerous than radioactive fallout.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, government buildings are being cleansed of anything that might have racist connotations.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Fauxia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, the government is avowedly secular.

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