Population | 16.868 billion |
Capital | Sylvania |
Leader | Endymion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | worg |
The Completely Failed State of Angbhand is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Endymion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.868 billion Angbhandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Angbhandian economy, worth an astonishing 12,800 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 758,856 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, Thomas the Spank Engine is the most popular and controversial children's show in the nation, and citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Angbhand's national animal is the worg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Angbhand is ranked 4,319th in the world and 104th in the Rejected Realms for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 15,948.36 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Angbhand was endorsed by The Republic of Favrisko.
- : Angbhand endorsed The Sequence Starting Card Farm of AGoodName.
- : Angbhand endorsed The Community of YZYLAND.
- : Angbhand endorsed The Shirousarukai of Xalkalan.
- : Angbhand endorsed The Egotistical Envy of Angevin-Romanov Crimea.
- : Angbhand endorsed The Empire of Helventair.
- : Angbhand endorsed The Armed Republic of Hugglemoffle.
- : Angbhand endorsed The Armed Republic of The Last Safe City.
- : Angbhand endorsed The Dictatorship of The Soviet Yannion.
- : Angbhand endorsed The Empire of Japan2662.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 105 » New Anarchisticstan, Farrakhan, Chocolatistan, Saavir Yuvon, Arinteriswith, Nadarena, Falangist Quebec, Perfect Sublime Masters, Lux Prima, Andromeda Islands, Golexald, TorNaGul, Orcuo, Arctic Lands, Andavarast, Ignormus, Foraldn, Stratonesia, Isle of Melitae SPQR, Federated Ugasque Countries, Moloto Japan, Swordbreak, Bans Chum, Nation6, East Owenistan, Southern German, Ipotehm, Nation of Urie, Super Mega Awesome, Rubian Empire, Sestabolgia, The Horror Channel, Panormia, Rathesia, Europeasia, Nyogatene, The Southern Reclamation Movement, Stralfcyde, Three Galaxies, Woolies, Alcrestia Liakar, Regione Calabria, Woodstockian National Junta, Bagel Sound, Damirgunian, The DUSS, Allwarts, Precisely Nothing, Salivatan, Baybay, and 55 others.ShyVini, Elaribel, GP-Germany, Free Eridan, ThePerfectSociety, Masters86, Iskusia, The German Space Front, Old Blackwood, Fragmented Spero, Cleo and Topaz, The Tyrannical state of Wine, Northern Laliquestandlaving, East Planes, Khantashonia, Beezertopia, Silap Inua, Delight, Crity Tria, Buretes, Emeseses, Shuddera, Poland-Albania, Dakota, Northern Estrian Islands, West Ravayale, Llanfyrhall, Lansaka, Theroria, Corisant, Sealand newam, The Marianas and the Guamese Empire, Terra Magnifica Gloria, The Dark Aether, New French Nation, Vas Normandy, Magnoliids, Ligmabaels, SS Ausnez, Of the drug addicts, Perma Frost, ECC Norway, Durbur, Horizontia, Poranima, Alenathiea, Quaniri, Khedivate-of-Egypt, The Mecix Molls, Greater Hansia-Karia, Land of bird, Rengo, Mad Jack Is Rejected, Dojo, and Favrisko.