The United Socialist Republic of Konzhov is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Comrade Stalinkovich with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, state-planned economy, and national health service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 15.175 billion Konzhovians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Law & Order, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sovda. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Konzhovian economy, worth a remarkable 2,978 trillion USRK Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 196,258 USRK Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, citizens can freely debate whether Comrade Stalinkovich is a great leader or the greatest leader, nine out of ten citizens of Konzhov answered 'nuclear safety inspector' when asked their occupation, and prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Konzhov's national animal is the Konzhovian brown bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Konzhov is ranked 5,489^th in the world and 72^nd in Europe for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,596.73 on the Clooney Contribution Index.