The Faralried of Kon Ill is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.535 billion Kon Illians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The tiny, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Welfare and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. The average income tax rate is 8.9%.

The strong Kon Illian economy, worth 217 trillion guilders a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 61,666 guilders, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

The end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on, teddy bear James Dean (aka "the Rebel Without the Claws") helps convince kids that candy cigarettes are cool, and the government's suicide hotline now redirects callers to local tax lawyers. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kon Ill's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kon Ill is ranked 259,031^st in the world and 169^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -5.59 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.