The People's Republic of Kologi is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Razno with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate population of 8.855 billion Kologians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirie. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kologian economy, worth a remarkable 2,309 trillion Hujs a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 260,758 Hujs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags, tourists need only sign on the dotted line to become citizens, expensive lawyers are hired to defend citizens in court for public urination charges against their pets, and foreign aid is a seedy business. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kologi's national animal is the Folf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kologi is ranked 169,309^th in the world and 9,482^nd in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 553.25 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.