Largest Populations: 1,670thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,440thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,356th
The EriePennsylvania Brewers of
Father Knows Best State
Erie Brewing Company, Erie, PA
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Koehler Beer

Population38.884 billion

CapitalErie
LeaderLou Tullio
FaithBokononism

Currencyjackson
Animalwolf

The EriePennsylvania Brewers of Koehler Beer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lou Tullio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, compulsory military service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 38.884 billion Erieites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Erie. The average income tax rate is 12.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Koehler Beerian economy, worth a remarkable 2,311 trillion jacksons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 59,458 jacksons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, the installation of street lights across remote goat tracks has left citizens bemused, engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?", and under love's heavy burden Lou Tullio sinks lower in the political right's esteem. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Koehler Beer's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bokononism.

Koehler Beer is ranked 141,658th in the world and 13th in Pennsylvania for Most Stationary, with 198.90583103352 days.

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Largest Populations: 1,670thTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,440thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,356thHighest Economic Output: 10,157thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,905thMost Rebellious Youth: 29,301st
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the region

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