The Kingdom of KoAC is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Jac Hoff with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.82 billion KoACians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of KoAC City. The average income tax rate is 75.3%.

The frighteningly efficient KoACian economy, worth a remarkable 5,986 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,518 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Merchant ships always travel line astern in KoACian waters, calisthenics is a well-known tax-dodging technique, diplomats shake hands with their right and hide a poison dagger in their left, and they say marriage really does shorten your life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KoAC's national animal is the Anteater, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

KoAC is ranked 282,685^th in the world and 433^rd in The League for Most Primitive, scoring -385.87 on the Scary Big Number Scale.