Population | 29.094 billion |
Capital | Duck City |
Leader | Darkwing Duck |
Faith | Duckism |
Currency | deutsche mark |
Animal | duck |
The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darkwing Duck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, anti-smoking policies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 29.094 billion Knowwear in Youtopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duck City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Knowwear in Youtopian economy, worth an astonishing 12,963 trillion deutsche marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 445,581 deutsche marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,060,559 per year while the poor average 58,130, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.
Young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, the duck stadiums are open 24/7, Knowwear in Youtopia has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados, and government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Knowwear in Youtopia's national animal is the duck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Duckism.
Knowwear in Youtopia is ranked 1,936th in the world and 65th in the Rejected Realms for Lowest Crime Rates, with 146.45 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, Knowwear in Youtopia has become a gigantic dustbowl filled with tourists and mean desperados.
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, the duck stadiums are open 24/7.
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, most pop videos prominently feature the Knowwear in Youtopian flag.
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, astronomers are flocking to Knowwear in Youtopia to take advantage of its clear night skies.
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, the Great Pyramid of Duck City can be seen from miles away.
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, the dartboard at the Knowwear in Youtopian Cancer Research Charity bears a picture of Darkwing Duck's face.
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, there are no bananas today in Knowwear in Youtopia.
- : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, governments opposing Knowwear in Youtopia are beset by rebels.