Most Devout: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th
The Armed Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Give pea... ummm... war a chance.
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Knowwear in Youtopia

Population25.173 billion

CapitalDuck City
LeaderDarkwing Duck
FaithDuckism

Currencydeutsche mark
Animalduck

The Armed Republic of Knowwear in Youtopia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Darkwing Duck with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 25.173 billion Knowwear in Youtopians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Duck City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Knowwear in Youtopian economy, worth an astonishing 10,186 trillion deutsche marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 404,655 deutsche marks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,630,808 per year while the poor average 67,106, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

Senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Knowwear In Youtopian Colonial Thesaurus, and visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Knowwear in Youtopia's national animal is the duck, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Duckism.

Knowwear in Youtopia is ranked 18,942nd in the world and 296th in the Rejected Realms for Most Stationary, with 1,184.1521240866 days.

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Most Devout: 7thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8thLargest Mining Sector: 14thMost Primitive: 16thMost Avoided: 25thMost Corrupt Governments: 30thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30thFattest Citizens: 36thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 50thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 113thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 144thHighest Disposable Incomes: 252ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 517thHighest Economic Output: 605thMost Armed: 665thRudest Citizens: 777thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 860thHighest Average Incomes: 908thMost Efficient Economies: 1,368thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,407thMost Patriotic: 2,303rdLargest Black Market: 2,543rdTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 3,387thLargest Governments: 3,606thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,708thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,074thLargest Populations: 5,244thNudest: 7,449thTop
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Most Stationary: 18,942ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,384thMost Influential: 19,426thMost Conservative: 20,225thMost Authoritarian: 24,245thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,912th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionRudest Citizens: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 35th in the regionLargest Black Market: 62nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 85th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 107th in the regionLargest Governments: 112th in the regionNudest: 207th in the regionMost Stationary: 296th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 409th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 443rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 553rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 562nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, visitors to the famed rainforests are instead taken to vast furniture factories.
  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, the word 'elite' appears as a synonym for various insults in the Knowwear In Youtopian Colonial Thesaurus.
  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, kids only know what plants are because they've seen them on the television.
  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, senior citizens can usually be found doing heavy manual labour.
  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Knowwear in Youtopia.
  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, supermarkets and large corporate farms are a thing of the past.
  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, Darkwing Duck's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards.
  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced.
  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, people experiencing anaphylactic shock are told to buck their ideas up.
  • : Following new legislation in Knowwear in Youtopia, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets.

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