The New Cruor Federation of Klemzig is a colossal, genial nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 4.36 billion Klemzigians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 66.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Klemzigian economy, worth 42.7 trillion Halicarnassuses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is 9,786 Halicarnassuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, and high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klemzig's national animal is the White Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Klemzig is ranked 266,807^th in the world and 1^st in Neutopia for Highest Food Quality, scoring 8.44 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.