The Colony of Klamytappi is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 17.761 billion Klamytappians are ruled with an iron fist by the socialist government, which grants its people the freedom to do whatever they like so long as it doesn't involve getting richer than anybody else or challenging the government.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Industry are ignored. The average income tax rate is 50.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Klamytappian economy, worth 538 trillion Boozes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 30,296 Boozes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is cutting back on the number of political prisoners executed each year, citizens select which government department gets their income tax Boozes each year, euthanasia is legal, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klamytappi's national animal is the Party, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klamytappi is ranked 103,254^th in the world and 131^st in The Frontier Sea for Most Corrupt Governments, with 11.94 kickbacks per hour.