The Unrepenant Imperium of Kityar is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Tsar Kalaka with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.839 billion Kityaroes are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bulglarez. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 46.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kityarian economy, worth 308 trillion Flints a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 167,907 Flints, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 609,384 per year while the poor average 32,950, a ratio of 18.5 to 1.

Diplomacy falls apart when diplomats drink too much, contestants on Kityar's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, this year's hottest seller is plenary indulgence, and end-of-year production reports state that the revolution is really going with a bang. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kityar's national animal is the Greater Demon Tsar's Vampire Bat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is The Black Phoenix Gods.

Kityar is ranked 3,899^th in the world and 1^st in RGBN for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 161.65 on the Bus Surprisal Index.