The Republic of Kitasan White is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 493 million Umamusumes live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 6.5%.

The very strong Umamusume economy, worth 36.7 trillion Monieses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 74,478 Monieses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The might of the entire Umamusume Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, elementary school children develop thousand-yard stares, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and foreign lack of enthusiasm for Umamusume nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kitasan White's national animal is the Satono Emerald, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kitasan White is ranked 16,398^th in the world and 80^th in Forest for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 3 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.