The Copa Pacaja Creator of Kingdom Of Goiky is a colossal, pleasant nation, ruled by Pannoru with an even hand, and notable for its burgeoning cobra population. The hard-working population of 2.926 billion Kingdom Of Goikyisms have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nazo. The average income tax rate is 17.8%.

The Kingdom Of Goikyian economy, worth 132 trillion pesos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Basket Weaving, and Soda Sales. Average income is 45,410 pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Kingdom Of Goiky has designated Nazo as its capital city, Pannoru has just been declared ruler of Kingdom Of Goiky in an international press conference, and Sinism has been named as Kingdom Of Goiky's national religion. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom Of Goiky's national animal is the cobra and its national religion is Sinism.

Kingdom Of Goiky is ranked 178,442^nd in the world and 1^st in Pacaja for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.