The Dominion of Kingdinium is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Smith with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, complete lack of prisons, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 39.588 billion Kingdinians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdinian economy, worth an astonishing 20,960 trillion Pound Sterlings a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 529,470 Pound Sterlings, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Kingston's flashy holiday light displays can be seen from space, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, urban high-volume mailers now receive their mail via chauffeur-driven limousines, and overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdinium's national animal is the Blubber Monkey, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Kingdinium is ranked 4,009^th in the world and 2^nd in The British Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 122.08 law-abiding acts per hour.